Q:  What’s your favorite memory from performing on stage with the The Suck It Easy Band?
A:  Every rendition of “Let’s Get it On”.

Q:  You’re a hitman.  What’s your weapon of choice?
A:  Sword.

Q:  You’re a submarine captain.  What’s your secret code phrase for torpedo launch, that only your crew knows?
A:  ”SLICE THE CHEESE”

Q:  What’s your favorite thing to order at a diner?
A:  Food.

Q:  You’ve just found a time machine, and you can travel back in time to see any live concert ever.  Which concert do you go back in time to see?
A:  Led Zeppelin in ‘74 or the Monsters of Rock Tour with Van Halen headlining.

Q:  You’re at a sporting event, and you’re heckling the opposition.  What’s your favorite thing to yell out?
A:  ”Asshole!!!”

Q:  What would you like to see The Suck It Easy Band do next?
A:  A re-enactment, or tribute, to Frampton Comes Alive, with the full version of “Do You Feel Like I Do”

Q:  What’s your favorite memory from performing on stage with the The Suck It Easy Band?
A:  Hangin’ with Henry Hill at the Crazy Donkey. \m/ Ozzy

Q:  Here comes the ice cream man. What are you buying from him?
A:  Chocolate Ice Cream, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate eclair, napkins.

Q:  What’s your favorite thing about helium?
A:  It’s a noble gas.

Q:   You’re a circus performer. What’s your circus name, and what exactly is it that you do at the circus?
A:  Sergeant Slop.  I train the monkeys to throw their poop.

Q:  You’re a genius inventor. What did you recently invent?
A:  Cold fire.

Q:   What’s your favorite pop song of all time, and why?
A:  Narrowing it down to one would be sinful.  Anything Hall & Oates.

Q:  What would you like to see The Suck It Easy Band do next?
A:  Purchase a Delorean and let me drive.

Q:  What’s your favorite memory from performing on stage with the The Suck It Easy Band?
A:   The post gig orgies.

Q:  You’re a bartender.  What’s the name of the special drink that only you serve, and what’s in it?
A:  The squirrely temple.  Almond milk and a dash of nutmeg.

Q:  You’re a janitor.  What’s your favorite thing to do late at night when you’re the only one in the entire building, and and no one else is watching?
A:  Sleeping or writing a screenplay.

Q:  What’s your favorite way to jump into a swimming pool?
A:  Cannon ball

Q:  You’re hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend.  What’s the opening line of your monologue going to be?
A:  I went golfing this weekend.  You know why they call it golf?  ‘Cause all the other 4 letter words are taken.

Q:  Who is the hottest actress in Hollywood right now?
A:  I have a soft spot for Anne Hathaway

Q:  What would you like to see The Suck It Easy Band do next?
A:  Sucking the 70’s:  a Rolling Stones tribute

Q:  What’s your favorite memory from performing on stage with the The Suck It Easy Band?
A:  Enjoying a cold one on the Bunny Bus or Backyard Bocce
 

Q:  You’ve just won the lottery.  What’s the first thing you do with all that money?
A:  House with a basement for a studio, fenced in yard for the dawgs.
 

Q:  What’s your favorite thing about teaching music?
A:  Making children laugh and brightening up their day.
 

Q:  You’re a spacefaring bounty hunter.  What’s the name of your ship?
A:  Lando on Yr Calrisian Biznatch

 
Q:  You’re a game show host on television.  What’s the name of the game?
A:  Shot In The Head (Get shot anywhere beside the head by marksmen.  Closer to vitals, the more money you win.

 
Q:  What’s your favorite thing to do at the fast food drive-thru window while you’re waiting for your “food”?
A:  Order something I don’t need off the dollar or dessert menu.
 

Q:  What would you like to see The Suck It Easy Band do next?
A:  Soundtrack to Films of ill-fame.

Q:  What was your favorite moment on stage with The Suck It Easy Band?
A:  “Send Ya Back to Mother In A Cardboard Box!” -Tilles Center

Q:  What did you do last night, and why?
A:  Kiss an older woman I’d just met that night because chemistry.

Q:  What’s your favorite foreign country, and why?
A:  Turkey: Multi-cultural friends drinking coffee and playing music…also history.

Q:  What’s a breach pig pilot?
A:  Freedom fighter from the other side of a space-time rift.

Q:  You’re a puppeteer in a traveling puppet show.  What’s the name of the puppet show?
A:  NOT “Puffy’s Bong Show” but maybe “Doing It Like Friends”.

Q:  You’re a spaceman.  What’s the name of your rocket ship?
A:  I’ll be captaining the Seven Worlds Alliance gunship “Distinct” (SWA 7767)

Q:  What would you like to see The Suck It Easy Band do next?
A:  Fold space-time for an epic improvised set with music legends.