Q:  What was your favorite moment on stage with The Suck It Easy Band?
A:  “Send Ya Back to Mother In A Cardboard Box!” -Tilles Center

Q:  What did you do last night, and why?
A:  Kiss an older woman I’d just met that night because chemistry.

Q:  What’s your favorite foreign country, and why?
A:  Turkey: Multi-cultural friends drinking coffee and playing music…also history.

Q:  What’s a breach pig pilot?
A:  Freedom fighter from the other side of a space-time rift.

Q:  You’re a puppeteer in a traveling puppet show.  What’s the name of the puppet show?
A:  NOT “Puffy’s Bong Show” but maybe “Doing It Like Friends”.

Q:  You’re a spaceman.  What’s the name of your rocket ship?
A:  I’ll be captaining the Seven Worlds Alliance gunship “Distinct” (SWA 7767)

Q:  What would you like to see The Suck It Easy Band do next?
A:  Fold space-time for an epic improvised set with music legends.

Q:  What’s your favorite memory from performing on stage with the The Suck It Easy Band?
A:  When Kenny sneezed all over his mic. Total soilage.

Q:  You’ve just found a suitcase full of cash backstage at a Suck It Easy explosion.  What do you do?
A:  Sit on it till a claim is made. Finders fee?

Q:  What’s your favorite way to enjoy a bagel?
A:  Around a kielbasa with coleslaw.

Q:  What’s your favorite moment in the Mel Brooks film “Y’oung Frankenstein”?
A:  The police chief and the darts/cat/tire

Q:  You’re a prizefighter.  What’s your nickname in the boxing ring?
A:  The procrastinator.

Q:  What’s your ideal midnight snack?
A:  Frosted flakes and milk.

Q:  What would you like to see The Suck It Easy Band do next?
A:  Short plays, skits, get some acting going.  This could involve family, kids, friends, which translates into more SIE activity.  The wives and girlfriends won’t mind so much if they’re involved.  Eg. Grace and John

Q:  What’s your favorite memory from performing with the The Suck It Easy Band?
A:   Big Daddy in blue body paint at Munchaba for the Halloween party in 2003.

Q:  You’ve just won a free dinner at the All-You-Can-Shit Cantonese buffet.  What are you gonna dig into first?
A:  I’ll just make a full plate and dump it right in the toilet.

Q:  What was the wildest thing you did yesterday?
A:  Went to sleep at 10:30

Q:  You’re a triggerman for the mafia.  What’s your mafia name?
A:  Joe Crotch

Q:  Halloween is coming, and Michael Myers is going to come looking for you.  How will you take him out?
A:  I’d take him to the all-you-can-shit buffet.

Q:  You’re a motorcycle daredevil stuntman.  What’s your showbiz name?
A:  B. J. Canival

Q:  What would you like to see The Suck It Easy Band do next?
A:  Be the first band to tour the galaxy, ending in Uranus…

Q:  What’s your favorite memory from performing with the The Suck It Easy Band?
A:  The first time I played with SIE this century.

Q:  Warner Brother releases a feature-length film of your life story.  What’s the name of the film?
A:  “Balance.”

Q:  What’s your favorite Frank Zappa record, and why?
A:   “Apostrophe (’)”  It’s a musician’s album.

Q:  You’re a machine-gunner in a top secret black ops platoon.  What’s your code name?
A:  “Hammer”

Q:  Zach Galifanakis challenges you to a foot-race.  Who wins?
A:  It’s a tie, he’s outwitted me again!

Q:  You’re in zero gravity.  What’s the first thing you do?
A:  Push off.

Q:  What would you like to see The Suck It Easy Band do next?
A:  A website with all past performances archived.

Q:  What’s your favorite memory from performing with the The Suck It Easy Band?
A:  Doing “Blow Away” at the George Harrison tribute concert. 

Q:  You just sauntered into a Texas BBQ.  Which food are you wolfing down first?
A:  Liquid courage if I was in Texas.

Q:  What is your favorite feature-length film, and why?
A:  Blade Runner.  What is life?  What is alive?  Big questions all.

Q:  What’s the best thing about Philadelphia?
A:  Food.  Baseball.  Music.  Being thankful I didn’t grow up in Camden.

Q:  An award-winning tattoo artist offers you a free tattoo on your chest.  What would you have it be?
A:  “Jamming ’till the end” with a music/guitar motif.

Q:  Chuck Norris challenges you to an arm-wrestle.  Who wins?
A:  I do if I use both my arms.

Q:  What would you like to see The Suck It Easy Band do next?
A:  Play a wedding gig, get paid, consume ample food and drink.